tis is a story about lil' kacang....tis kacang can talk a hell lot....but 99.99% are craps and bullsh*ts...tis kacang is boastful (blow its own trumpet a lot)...not to mention tis kacang is also cocky, love to criticize others, try to answer some simple question with lots of scientific terms (which turned out to be absolutely wrong...and misled our naive frenz)...
one example of what tis kacang said..
one day...everyone is discussing on why a microwave oven can turn on by itself...da most common answers are: (1) it has a self-timer; (2) we'd been using it wen suddenly da electricity was cut off, and wen it resumes, it continued to heat da food; (3) ghost...tis may be kiddy..but wait till u hear wat our lil' kacang's opinion is...
ahem...tis kacang put on a really, really serious face...along wif an extremely serious intonation and said.....'u know wat? all of u are wrong...da wavelength from da light (fixed on da ceiling of da kitchen) causes some sort of interaction with da microwave..hence, da microwave turn on by itself '.....
i am shocked! i may not be an engineering student...but i do know dat lights doesnt produce wavelength dat may cause a microwave to turn on by itself....if what tis kacang said is correct, den why would we need electricity? cut off all da electrical power NOW! save energy...only connect da lights wif electricity will do....den all da other electrical appliances will switch on by itself the moment u turn on da lights...wow! talk about how much energy can be saved this way!! hahahhah! this will be a great way to solve global warming, huh?
another case of kacang talkin craps....
tis kacang is supposed to be talkin bout computers....guess wat? tis kacang did so damn much research on computers....tis kacang talk about how graphic appear on da screen of a computer, how many different types of computers, what are the accessories that can be used on a typical computer, how keyboard is used, how will da future computer looked like....BUT...
this kacang forgot to mention WHAT IS A COMPUTER.....why is this kacang talkin bout all those details when no one knows what is a computer?...which makes all kacang talked to become craps...coz no one knows wat is a computer... (computer is only an example...)
hahha! da real name and situation has been change to protect the identity of da kacang...pls do NOT ask me who or wat is kacang...hahhah!
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